Recycled Phrases

i think thats a really excellent statement, all those if you’re in my position shit, okay try this! if you’re in my position, you wouldnt feel bad
im surprise i still cant read your mind
i dont know what you want

i’m using this ancient computer of mine
its really quite retarded
i have been letting it warm up for the pass 3 hrs
and still, its lagging like fuck
not like fuck really do lag

i think i can do much better than that.

yesterday was so family day for once.. okay not so quite considering my family
i was actually home the entire day? and so was my brother so you can imagine
my laptop’s cd drive is officialy spoilt
so i might not be able to go online for a couple of days or weeks
and, maybe thats better because i was actually blog-surfing before this and i saw so many stupid photos of myself looking horrible plus terrible plus veggietable! so thats it! im not gonna look at all you people’s blog for awhile HAHAHAHA
cannot tahan!!!!!
you know if that fucking shop had guitar heroes 3 for mac, my mom would have bought it but they didnt *frown*
and where’s that filipino girlfriend of mine? still not here yet!
WHERE ARE YOU?!

okay so it was hello kitty’s birthday yesterday!
HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY CPL!
stop drinking so much and get your ass to school/work on time!
(aha! i manage to keep the word old/lao out of the picture!)

WARNING: Never drink chivas, amsterdam and red bull
seriously, this is like the ultimate puking combination
the last time girlfriend drank that, she puked this thick concentrated brown puddle at toa payoh void deck and macdonalds
and last night was my turn!
i was super high, and i puked in claudia’s condo compound plus my house lift
so claudia, if you smell any sourish stuff coming from the plant beside the pool, its probably done by me!

i was so high i couldnt walk straight
i was so high that i dont really remember a thing
i was so high that i called nick nickelodeon
i was so high baby had to take care of me and i feel super bad about it
i was so high that i called that cheebye angmoh a cheebye angmoh (which means i dont regret that.. cynthia told me to just call him a white trash)
i was so high that i called nat nate de coco, natella
i was so high that i upskirt pam
i was so high that pam had to send me home and i was angry that she walk so slowly then baby told me off then i feel bad again
i was so high that i blacked out and woke up at 12pm when i have work at 11am

hahaha yesterday was terrible for me but i hope you enjoyed your birthday not-so-surprise bbq, cpl!

i dont know what i’ll do if you werent there for me! i love you

i hope you enjoyed the date.. haha i know its not much
and i know its quite a failure! i totally didnt know where robertson walk was and it was quite late already so we had to actually rush to canele before it closes
bought the best macaroons in singapore for my girlfriend
that girl, her sweet tooth is outta control
haha and i still owe her the best tiramisu in singapore!
so the macaroons at canele is really not bad
it has generous fillings and unique flavours
i think we went there too late so they only sold in boxes
its $10+ per box with 4 macaroons inside (rather expensive i know but its not everyday that you have a 16 months anniversary to celebrate) :):)
slacked by the river before nat and bedah arrive
nat had a sudden urge to take the bungee. i have no idea why since according to her, she took it like 20 over time but its still as thrilling.
then she saw the extreme swing and set her eyes on it because she hasnt tried that before
had to psycho bedah to take because that woman is afraid of heights
and before we know it, we went to clear our bladders and bought tickets for the swing
the ride was super fun
and we were all drama queens
its like before they even bring us up, nat was like we are all going to die
then the guy was like havent start yet, how to die? hahahahaha!
and on the way up, nat was like this is a mistake..im so sorry (it was her idea anyway).. i want a refund
the hanging part was fucking scary, because you cant feel the seat!
then during the release..it was just CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBYEEEEEEEEEEE all the way
and i love the way bedah says it
to the max!

the “chalet” officially ended.
im fucking tired, i’ve been sleeping for less than 7 hrs for the past two nights
im not naz and hence, i cannot take it!
im gonna crash. really quite soon.

the past few days hasnt been exactly smooth sailing for us
but its just a stumble and we will get right back up in no time
today is the day for the change
happy anniversary and i still love you as much as when we first started off.
i know im not a good girlfriend
all the tantrums and the tendencies to be late. the random snapping when woken up from my sleep.
but you beared/endured all this nonsense, and i really do appreciate that a lot!
LOVE LOVE

1 more hour to go!
i need to persevere!
im really super sleepy! and i need a bath
hahaha! i did everything possible online
seriously, i have never been this bored
1) i blogged once (now twice)
2) i played facebook
3) listened to music
4) played worms
5) chat till all my friends were offline, like every single one of them
6) conference with doped friends
7) snack on potato chips
talked to gf multiple times for short session
9) hold my pee

and there’s still an hour to go.
cpl is dead asleep behind me! never trust her when she tell you not to sleep
cause she will always end up sleeping first
just like how she cheated naz’s feelings yesterday
today, she cheated on my feeling
she’s tempting me, but i shall not give in!
oh god! this has got to be the most tiring “chalet” i’ve been

you know, just now i suggested sitting on someone’s car because the ground of the carpark is dirty
and nat and bedah really did just that
not only that, they lie on it
and bedah’s soiled shoes left black footprints on the bumper
we washed our hands on it
whoever the owner is, hahaha! i seriously pity you! but i never expected my friends to do just that.
i only told them to SIT
hahaha! i just suddenly recalled that in my boredom

SAVE ME!

i feel damn bad that i didnt turn up for the chalet
i mean, i havent seen much of my classmates since the end of exams
and they have been calling me.
but then again, i would rather save the money since none of my dear friends want to even accompany me for a few hours (ok i understand that its rather out of the way)
haha so here i am stuck at cpl’s place till the first bus to head back to the city hall area
girlfriend’s call
TOMORROW IS CAMPING DAY
finally cpl’s family can watch me disappear, i do feel bad putting up okay
and since my week has been rather entertaining with all the staying out, i dont think i will feel like working on sunday
which means i will drag my ass to work, be unhappy about everything and then be suddenly alright halfway during work
its a vicious cycle.
anyway, i think i’ve been bad, throwing my hard earned cash around
thank god i have sufficient for friday

i really am looking forward to friday. because its not just an anniversary, its a girlfriend appreciation day where i can make you happy for an entire day. this shall be my apology for all the snapping and pms you have to endure
and i know you have a sweet tooth! so i really hope you enjoy
i love you!

haha! im having chalet now. right. hahaha anyway the deal is im on a 4 day 3 nights chalet (but in actual fact, im camping at cpl’s place and east coast park on thursday night)
the day started off really bad?
its like i rush down all the way to city hall only to find out that my cheque is nowhere to be found
panicked for awhile and then some shitass called me and spend 30 minutes of my precious life arguing over nothing.
okay then when i went home, my paycheque was in my jeans pocket which my mom washed and thank god it didnt fall off the bamboo on the 23rd floor
but the cheque looks like shit and i barely made it in time to cash it in
well, at least the citibank staffs were amused with the conditions of the fucking cheque for a moment
see, i do good in life

im really fucking sleeping
and cpl’s still cooking campbell soup!!!!!!

i want roti, campbell soup and my gf!!!!

its times like this that a walk is truly needed
i think the break up period is here again
i mean, not me! my gf and i are still at it and very into it.. hahaha! thank god!
but looking at everyone around
the break ups between couples and best of friends, its like oh my goodness, im the only survivor in this puddle of mess
and its really this time that people needs to take a break and walk
cause when you stop, its the time for the tears to just flow. seriously.

for me, my concern is the friendship that is breaking up between the 2 mamas
and things just get really awkward and stuff
its difficult to ask them out now, since im so used to hanging out with the both of them
please someone help me clear out this mess
im tired of all the dramas

I LOVE YOU BABY! you’re the only one who stay the same after all the dramas